why are you so nice
When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
dawg it is beanie season up here
I’m so stoked
Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed